Thursday, October 28, 2004

Here Lies Some Blocher

Weekend Assignment #31: Your Own Epitaph .Write your own, preferably rhyming, epitaph.  Extra credit:  Write a cute epitaph for your favorite loved one, relative, or family pet. Suggestion: keep it light.
Karen did just what she said:/She knew she'd die, and now she's dead./But she worked it out this way:/The writer's gone, but her books stay.



Doubting John expressed surprise/When Heav'n appeared in his dead eyes./He asked the Lord, How can this be?/'Twas Karen sent you up to me. (no, that doesn't mean I murdered him.)




Tuffy oft declared her wish/For our food, not food in her dish./Always adequately fed,/She now begs treats from God instead.




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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 28, 2004 at 6:36 PM

    LOL!
    Hello, I am new to the community and upon reading this .. I had to laugh my A&& off and comment here!  LOL!  Thats was good..

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  2. AnonymousOctober 28, 2004 at 10:58 PM

    Great work!  And isn't it funny how well this assignment goes with your previous two entries?  I haven't even started thinking about this yet!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 28, 2004 at 11:57 PM

    Me thinks John got his assignment idea from you. LOL And yes...the lunatics are on the grass. I mean, the headstones are. ;-)

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  4. AnonymousOctober 29, 2004 at 11:30 AM

    Beautiful epitaphs! I'm a new reader to your J and look forward to reading more very soon :)

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  5. AnonymousOctober 29, 2004 at 5:53 PM

    The one of the dog kills me. LOL.
    Great job!

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  6. AnonymousOctober 31, 2004 at 8:11 PM

    Not just your word strike me as stunning but the whole page layout, sky colors, tombstones, words engraved in careful script. Oh how I wish there was a local class on how to do this cool AOL stuff. I can't even figure out how to add pictures into the dang background (instead of just changing the basic colors). Well done! Come take a peek at what I've done sometime?

    http://journals.aol.com/madmanadhd/ConfessionsofaMadmanInsightsinto/entries/619

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