My husband, John Smith (!), just called from the airport a few hours ago to let me know his name is now on the Terrorist Watch List.
It was only a matter of time.
She also wrote about it on her own blog, Writing or Typing? Here's the link:
In
retrospect, we all should have known from the start that anyone named
John Smith is an international terrorist or, at the very least, an
interstellar man of mystery. The name is too bland to be real. It's a
known pseudonym for use on hotel registers, or when being named the
scientific advisor to the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. One user of the name, a military captain of some sort, was nearly
executed by an official in Massachusetts, but changed his mind
at his daughter's request. The daughter, one Pocahontas, later
emigrated to that same John Smith's country of origin. Obviously, a conspiracy was
afoot even then.
In fact, I'll go so far as to say that the Reverend John Smith, the
pastor at St. Michael and All Angels
these past eight years or so, is
secretly planning to use egg salad sandwiches, Easter baptisms and
medical supplies for Guatamala to change the world
forever. All those dogs, cats and other animals
he blesses each year are sent out as secret agents of Christianity, "instruments" of his
"peace." Among his alleged associates is a mysterious figure with no
legal immigration status, known only as "Michael." First seen in
or near Iraq many years ago, this Michael is known to have fought in at
least one past insurgency, and always carries a sword. Another associate, "Father" Daniel Richards, has openly advocated loving our enemies.
In light of all this, "Father" Smith clearly should not be allowed to fly to Seattle
during his next vacation, let alone lead a tour group of "parishioners" and religious
activists to Europe, as he has been known to do in the past.
Don't you agree, Tom Ridge?
3 comments:
Crazy!
~JerseyGirl
LMAO!! Thanks...I needed a good giggle today.
Geez - AOL makes you sign in to leave a comment?! Good thing I still have an AIM account...
Anyway, you gotta watch those John Smiths - to reference Making Light again, they're SO TOTALLY the Thing.
(And thanks for the googlejuju!)
- Jill Smith
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