Part One: The willing subject of experiments conducted by two of his professors, Syracuse University student Christopher Stein (the future Joshua Wander) develops an ability to manipulate the electromagnetic spectrum, creating light shows and other effects. In the midst of doing so, he disappears from the lab into another world, with one of his professors dead at his feet and two small medieval armies advancing on him from opposite directions.
Part Two: Misunderstanding Chris's attempts to revive Rachel, the two groups of fighters seem as intent on attacking Chris as each other. Unable to overcome the language barrier to explain, Chris scares the peasants away with lightning, and manages to disarm an attacking noble as he recreates the conditions that took him out of the world he knew. He reappears in the lab, but he's not really there, not really touching anything or anyone. The lab disappears again, along with Rachel and her shocked and angry husband. Chris finds himself in darkness.
Part Three: Chris quickly realizes that he is in a cave. Despite the cold and wind, he ventures out into the night, crossing farmland on a dirt road under too many stars. He seeks shelter in a nearby barn, where he is greeted by the telepathic voices of the horse and cow who live there. They tell him that his coming was foretold, and offer to let him sleep in the hayloft. Chris accepts the invitation.
Part Four: In the morning, a man who calls himself Onclemac comes into the barn. Chris introduces himself by the made-up name Joshua Wander, and is advised to keep his real name secret. Onclemac tells him he's in a country called Angland. Onclemac himself came from Syracuse, having unwisely read aloud from a spell book in a used book department. He invites "Joshua" in to breakfast.
Part Five: Light My Fire
As
I followed the man who called himself Onclemac (Uncle Mac?) toward a
farm house with a tarred and thatched roof, I reviewed what he had told
me. Like me, Onclemac was a former resident of Syracuse, New York,
but we weren’t in Syracuse now. We were in a country called Angland,
where magic supposedly worked. Onclemac had not reached this place by
scientific accident, as I had, but as the result of a spell in a book
he’d found. Or so he claimed.
The question was, did I believe him?
“Excuse
me,” I said as we reached the man’s front walk. Instead of flagstones,
this consisted of foot-long slabs of something that looked like opal.
“You said something earlier about my being who you thought I was. Last
night, your horse said my coming was foretold. Who and what do you
think I am?”
“Pretty much who you said you were,” Onclemac said.
We reached his front door of painted blue wood. He unlocked it with a
small brass key and held it open for me. “Come in.”
“That doesn’t tell me anything,” I complained.
“That’s
true,” Onclemac said. Onclemac’s front hall looked much like an
illustration of Bilbo’s hobbit hole, except that it wasn’t round. It
was all polished wood and round windows and a large stone fireplace.
Onclemac took off his cape and hung it on a rack by the door. I decided
to leave my sweatshirt on, but I brushed away some loose hay that still
clung to it. In doing so I discovered that a few wires were still
hanging from my head. As I pulled them off, I thought for a moment I
could smell Rachel’s perfume.
I had no time to think about this,
however, because Onclemac said, “Come on into the kitchen, and I’ll
tell you what I know about you. It’s not much.”
“Fair enough,” I said, and followed him.
The
kitchen had an oak table and three chairs, oak cupboards, and an herb
garden on the window ledge. Onclemac got out some sausage and eggs to
cook on his wood-burning stove, all the while talking about everything
except what I most wanted to know. “There’s been some Renaissance
action here, but not to the extent you might expect. Nobody’s even
discovered America yet. There is a Leonardo in Italia, but from what I
hear he’s mostly been inventing magical devices, not scientific ones.
If it weren’t for the printing press and movable type, I probably
wouldn’t stick around. I’ll be surprised if they have an Industrial
Revolution at all, ever.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
“They
don’t need it. Magic makes a pretty good substitute for science, as
long as the population stays low and the society is mostly agrarian.”
I was getting impatient. “What does all this have to do with a prophecy about me?”
Onclemac
turned the sausage patties before answering. “I just want to
impress on you that magic is to be taken seriously in Angland. The laws
of magic are as real here—and in several other worlds I’ve visited—as
the First Law of Thermodynamics is back home.”
“How do you know it’s real?”
“I
know because I’ve done magic myself. It works. Back in
Syracuse I was an optometrist. Here I’m a wizard.” He pointed at
me with his wooden spatula. “You’ll be one, too.”
“Again I ask: how do you know?”
“Spell 17.”
“Spell 17?”
“It’s
my general purpose divination spell. It said that my apprentice
would arrive this week from a place that is known to me. You’ll
be here for three weeks, after which I won’t see you again for ten
years.”
Finally I was getting answers, but I wasn’t sure I could
trust what Onclemac was saying. “And you believe this? What if I
don’t want to be a wizard’s apprentice?”
Onclemac spread his hands, palms up. “Is there something else you’d rather do?”
He had me there. “I suppose not. Can anyone learn magic?”
Onclemac
shook his head. “Not one person in ten can do it. But you
can.” He put the sausage patties on a couple of plates as he
added. “You’ve already done magic.”
“Are you talking about my traveling between realities? That was science.”
Onclemac
broke a couple of eggs into the iron skillet. “Perhaps it was, back in
Syracuse. Here, it’s magic. So was your conversation with Ed and
Elsie.”
“But other than Ed and Elsie, I haven’t doneanything
special here,” I protested. “I figured that the animals were
magical, not me.”
Onclemac looked at me thoughtfully and nodded
to himself. “Let’s settle this with a practical demonstration,” he
said. He unlatched the metal door on the front of the stove, revealing
three half-burned pieces of firewood. He muttered some words I didn’t
understand. Flames died. Embers stopped glowing. Then he
gestured to me. “Light my fire, Josh.”
It felt weird to be
called by my newly-adopted name, already abbreviated into a
nickname. I shrugged. “I’ll try.” Fortunately, there was
plenty of sunlight in the room. I concentrated it and aimed it at
the wood, much as someone might use a magnifying glass to set a piece
of paper on fire. Instead of the controlled beam I expected, the
light gathered at my fingertips and shot into the wood as a bolt of
blue lightning. Fire sprang up all at once from every inch of
wood, in the shape of an undulating female dancer. I thought I
heard a few bars of a Jimi Hendrix song—both guitar and vocals—just
before Onclemac slammed the door shut to avoid getting singed.
“That, my friend, is magic,” said Onclemac.
I nodded. “You’re right. That is magic. Maybe I am a wizard after all.”
The Real Joshua Wander
Joshua Wander: Two Fragments
Joshua Wander Lives (the history of the character)
Meet Joshua Wander, Part One
Meet Joshua Wander, Part Two
Meet Joshua Wander, Part Three
Meet Joshua Wander, Part Four
3 comments:
LMAO - come on baby light my fire. Hee hee! OK...this I gotta share.
Am here straight from Becky's journal. This is my kind of story, will be back tomorrow for a proper read!!
Sara x
Oops, Gotta start from the beginning!
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